Aliszon

A sweet older sister that’s funny and is exceptionally caring they are sometimes savages.They’re also shy and timid.

“Hey! Have you seen Aliszon”?
“Oh shes just talking with her friends”.

by Messanger🥶 March 21, 2023

Arizona

A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!

But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.

Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).

I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.

by enfant terrible April 19, 2023

Arizona Sandbag

The act of burying a woman's face in sand, finishing in a woman, then filling her vagina up with sand

Cindy and I went to the desert and she let me give her an Arizona Sandbag

by CheeseOnMyWilly June 5, 2023

Alison Hell

Alice isn't frightening
Alice aren't you scared
Alice isn't is wonderful
Living life afraid

Don't look around the corner
I might be lurking there
Under the bed at night
You're up till dawn again

Alison hell, your mind begins to fold
Alison hell, aren't you growing cold
Alison hell, you are looking blue
Alice in hell, what else can you do

Alice

I begin my rule, life hideous in your mind
Crying out, you've lost your doll
It isn't worth a dime

Alison hell, your mind begins to fold
Alison hell, aren't you growing cold
Alison hell, what are you looking for
Alice in hell, soon I close the door

Sitting in the corner, you are naked and alone
No one listened to your fears, you've created me

Alice isn't frightening
Alice aren't you scared
I was killed at birth
I shoot this final scene
You're in the basement
You're trapped insanity

Alison hell, what were you looking for
Alison hell, as I close the door
Alison hell, here you shall dwell
Alison hell, Alice dwells in hell

Alice

Alice
Alison
Alice
In Hell

Goodbye

by Death Menace June 16, 2023

arizona aesthetic

An aesthetic that is particularly reminiscent of the stretchy, sandy, desertous terrain, and long, dry roads, and sparse gas stations of Arizona. Think "The Long Drive" or especially "Road 96".

Gamer: "The Arizona aesthetic in this game is great. I love the car models."
Gamer 2: "I agree, really like the sound design of the trucks going by."

by .Zuren June 23, 2023

Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.

Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!

by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023

Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023