Albuquerque

A homogenous, humble city in central New Mexico. Surrounded by burbs (Los Lunas, Rio Rancho) which makes the city span the length of the moon. The people live in their own world, a New Mexican reality. There's not a lot of diversity, families have been there for generations, which makes it a beautiful place for people rooted in their communities. There is a problem with drugs and gangs and lack of quality education, but overall there are a lot of charming qualities unlike any other city. It's authenticity stems from the unique cuisine, beautiful weather, incomparable accents, and 505 pride.

Albuquerque is not just balloons, chile, and the war zone. Get a life, appreciate the silver linings.

by Burquena March 22, 2013

Albi The Racist Dragon

A racist green dragon who lives in a marmalade forest between the make-believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage of course. He also (like all other dragons) cries tears of jellybeans. He is mentioned in "Albi" by Flight of the Conchords.

And so all the people of the village
Chased Albi the racist dragon into
A very cold very scary cave and it
Was so cold and scary in there that
Albi began to cry dragon tears,
Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

by pizzaonastick June 1, 2010

University of Alberta

Opened in 1908, the University of Alberta is located in Edmonton, Alberta. The university has become a leading research institution in Canada, and serves over 35,000 students. The university is also known for having one of the top athletics programs in the country. Go Bears!

The University of Alberta has the best hockey program in Canada.

by uofastudent September 21, 2005

alboy

Sexiest fucker alive.

He is so fit, thats what you call an alboy.

by Sexycunt August 15, 2004

Albeit

it means eventhough or although retards and it doesnt look german at all. 'fluggenheimer' looks german.

clear albeit cold weather

by cannabis connoisseur May 13, 2005

albertsons

A place where human beings turn into beasts and try to save as much money as they can...it's a place where you see certain soccer moms everyday because they have nothing better to do after they dropped off Talan, Shiloh, and Dakota at soccer pratice. Certain customers can earn a title known as "Legend" if they are deemed worthy by a certain group of cool employees. These "cool employees" pretty much run the store and are all smoking hot, no homo. Such legends at one particular store in Rowland Heights include: Cabbage Patch Lady, Duckman, Paper Bag Lady, Cat Lady, Orca Lady, Leather Man, Benson & Hedges Lady, etc. And the hoes that work there will dress up all skanky and come into the store on their off days to show off. This is what is referred to as "Cake-Walking". They will come in and buy gum or something not needed...they will then precede to have sex with many dudes and do drugs. And once in a while, you can spot cholos running out of the store with stolen beer.

albertson's checker: "hello mam, do u have your albertsons card?"

asian customer: "nye o nye...fie nie five"...translation: 909-595

albertsons checker: "f me in the mother effing a-hole mother effer"

by Cabbage Patch Lady March 14, 2008

albobbit

A half albino half hobbit. Used to describe someone very pale and short.

Person 1: Heidi's whiter than a ghost.
Person 2: And short, too. What an albobbit.

by Harry Russell January 17, 2008