Alaskan Brown Flower

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.

After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.

by FightingPrick March 3, 2010

alaskan cheese-shitter

The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.

"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009

Alaskan halfpipe

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo

I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night

by pitbh September 5, 2009

Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin

while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her

by evangarlock August 17, 2011

Hot Alaskan Bull Worm

A sex act which consists of the severing of the male penis (usually with shears). The severed penis resembles an "Alaskan Bull Worm," a fictional beast from the SpongeBob SquarePants mythos.

Betwixt the howls and throes of passion, Billy performed the Hot Alaskan Bull Worm - an act that he regretted shortly thereafter.

by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

alaskano

The cosmos along with love and hate all combined into the formation of one soul. One who goes by alaskano is typically difficult to read, generally creative, and wildly imaginative; but the mind can be a very dangerous place. Be careful loving an alaskano. Be warned, for their heart is both fire, ice, and the entirety of the galaxies.

Alaskano is the artist with a billion thoughts, the poet with a trillion words strung into a masterpiece, one with stars being born within their mind, one with a romance of life and death, the one who looks towards their very own demise.

by The Impossible Girl September 12, 2013