alabama rocking chair

When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.

Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 June 28, 2016

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018

oak grove alabama

a town full of dirty ass rednecks , wanna be gang bangers , whores , white trash, and hella stoners, all from deep down in the south. You either hate it there or never wanna leave. Watch out for chickens and goats because they like to cross in front of your cars, you’ll probably see a lot of road kill which isn’t a problem for oak grovens because they will probably cook it up for supper. don’t say i didnt warn you. Oak grove people are T-R-A-S-H and all full of drama, everyone is racist and homophobic. you’ll probably never meet a gay person down there. oh and one more thing watch of for haul mf road , you might die if u go to a party down there ;)

-you hear abt them oak grove alabama people

- no why
- good , don’t go down there or you’ll get ur ass shot

by not a oak groven March 16, 2021

alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

Alabama Pot Pie

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???

by LIQADIQ February 17, 2010