African Back door

When you race someone up the stairs and get in front of them, near the top of the stairs you pull your undergarments down and let their face slam into your hot booty.
by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 20, 2010
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African x games

It is when a guy eats a pickle from the anal cavity of a 10 year old girl. This is done public and scored for style points. After such acts the 10 year female is thrown up on by the pickle eater. If the man misses her mouth then the act has to be done over 2 more times. It is rated on a scale for 1-100
Did you see those African x games last night!

yea that 10 almost farted at one point
by banana warrior March 29, 2009
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African Hezilump

A large Elephant often associated with a Woolly Mammoth, except from the African region......of africa, in africa, no on africa. It is large and has two giant tusks coming from its face.
Also African Hezilump is often used as a threat.
As a threat: Run faster you fatty! Before you get run over by an African Hezilump!
or
Shutup stupidface before i turn you into a crustacian from the paleolithic era or an AFRICAN HEZILUMP!!!!!
by Andyzor May 03, 2006
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African Snow Storm

Preform anal sex and ejaculate inside the anus. Then have the victim fart it out.
Jimmy: What did you do with the girl?
Chris: I gave her a fuckin african snow storm!
Jimmy:NICE!!!!! wait... thats nasty man...
by Crimmy Loates April 08, 2010
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African Knee Pads

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events
Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.
by queffton December 11, 2014
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African Jew Bear

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!
by dyb24 January 07, 2011
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