Action Jesus

The action hero side of Jesus.

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus

by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008

Anti xiao action

A group of foodist made by me to target someone named spawnismlords_xiao

Anti xiao action is the best

by Scott555 October 15, 2025

rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.

Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend

by Goolybash December 28, 2023

Action Chair

Any chair found in a seedy motel room that's used for sexual encounters. The phrase was made famous by Rick Serra on the fifth episode of Another Dirty Room.

Rick: I tell ya it's one of those kinda of chairs again.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.

by LG633 July 26, 2024

We got action

We on that simple as can be duck your taco😂🤞🏽

Nah bro don’t worry we got action

by @ladypessos April 12, 2024

There are no 'actions.'

1. Singular. THIS and not anything else. Nothing else matters. There IS NO FUTURE. There is no lesson I won't refuse to learn.

Hym "There are no 'actions.' There is THIS and THIS not only would have taken 10 minutes but ALSO would have been potentially child life saving. Not that it already wasn't but you did fuck it up pretty bad on your end. All of this to try and obfuscate the fact that you have no intention on following your own advice when it suits you. I'm not fucking doing it. I'd rather fucking die. And you had better BELIEVE that if I see somebody's kid getting kidnapped I'm not just going to let it happen but I am absolutely going to walk over, scub away all of the forensic evidence and then piss on what remains. So no 'actions' Jordan. There is THIS action and I'm not letting it get shouted down by a bunch fucking YouTube retards in the name of a fucking cripple who isn't better than me."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

Action Hero Hobbies

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.

Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.

by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020