Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

by Zeekology May 24, 2012

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

Missle anus

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018

Anus grating

The act of having rough anal sex while wearing a sand paper condom

Jill, why are you walking funny?

Last night my boyfriend got experimental and went anus grating.

by Ditty2u February 23, 2021

Skittle Anus

When you shove a skittle up your anus until you fart it out and you get a severe infection.

*fart* Oh no, I got a severe infection from shoving a skittle up my ass and farting it out! Ive got the Skittle Anus now

by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021

The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.

While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019

anus reaming

The action of taking one's hand and placing it in your no-no square, then spreading the girl's cheeks and tickling her peanut with your young.

"That girl is freaky!"
"Why?"
"She let me do some anus reaming"
"I'm SHOOK"

by SEXYPUTINSCROTUM September 26, 2017