Dark Albino

Someone of tan or dark skin, usually a moke, that dyes their hair a light, unnatural color like red or blonde.

Check out the Varz, he bleached his hair like a Dark Albino!

by Pa'i August 8, 2005

Angry albino dragon

when a girl is suckin u off, and right wen u cum in the back of here throat u punch her in the throat and the cum shoots out of her nose

I gave Lisa the Angry Albino Dragon last night, it was scary but soo funny

by utlonghornj013 September 27, 2006

alfie

scum of the earth, cannot get a job and has to resort to potwashing at a lowly hotel, demoralising!!
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.

OMG i cant belive that ben, what an alfie... neshing it at sutton hall!!!

by billy wheeler March 25, 2008

albino

some one with very pale skin and light hair, his penis usually does all the thinking

ben l. is such an albino

by carl hengen January 27, 2005

albino slit my wrists

A pale goth/emo assed white dudewho cuts themselves because they have no balls and there girlfriend dumped them.

Is albino slit my wrists comein over later?

by el mexicano November 18, 2004

albino

"A lady's boyfriend in name only." (a.k.a. A.L.B.I.N.O.) When a woman claims to have a boyfriend when in fact she does not. Because this claim is false, the boyfriend exists in name only.

This usually occurs in one of two circumstances:

1. When guys make unwanted advances in a public setting, some women will falsely claim to have boyfriends in order to stop their advances, often claiming one of their nearby male friends as their boyfriend. This is particularly effective when the albino is ripped or jacked because the men engaging in unwanted advances are usually loathe to have these advances result in violence.

2. Feeling insecure about being single and/or going alone to an event, a woman will claim to have a boyfriend and bring him to the event to show off as evidence.

That girl's not fooling anybody: her albino is clearly gay.

Ah, that's sad; she couldn't even find an albino to attend the wedding with her.

by shaydc March 4, 2011

Alfie

Alfie. noun. An underendowed, gayish, hairy, small, troll-like humanoid creature of Irish origin similar to a leprachaun, who is unusually immature and lacks self-restraint aswell as an attention whore. Prone to annoying people, especially members of the opposite sex, this creature is best repelled by a can of roach spray. It is to be noted that this creature has no sole, similar to that of a Ginger. Although roach spray may repell the beast the only efficient way of disposing of this beast is to behead it. An alfie also has powers such X-Ray vision for old men and nuggets, these are called Prostate powers. Be warned, this creature is dangerous, approach with caution and avoid rainbows.

2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities.

3. adj. Gay.

Usages:

1. Noun. a. "Don't be such an Alfie or someone is going to spray roach spray on you!" b. "His penis is like a Rafael: small, gay, and hairy!" c. "Why does that guy act like such a Alfie?" d. "At parties he acts so Alfie, its really awkward being in public with him."

2. Adj. a. "I found a 4 Leaf Clover, because I am an Alfie I now have to go and fist myself".

3. Adj. a. "Are you bisexual or like, you know, just totally Alfie?" b. "Alfie Loves to fuck Leprachauns and drink Guiness in Cum stained glasses".

by DaBawsStables February 3, 2014