A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.
by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME March 5, 2015

(1) Zoot Juice is alcohol in a high enough concentration to get a person highly zooted.
(2) A shit ton of beer
(2) A shit ton of beer
by DikInYoMouf69 June 28, 2018

"Last month, I was in a funk, and I could hardly come up with any new ideas for my cartoon strip. But now I am back to normal and the idea juice is flowing!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in a design studio in Manhattan on January 15, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a design studio in Manhattan on January 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010

When a dude fucks a person pretty hard (male/female) that their stomach starts to hurt. Cum can make it worse.
Matt: "Just a bit of 'Lava Juice' from the stomach. It was a little violent, but I like to be rough sometimes."
Ilse: "It hurts, you bastard!"
Ilse: "It hurts, you bastard!"
by 1rexie July 8, 2023

The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.
"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
