cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 08, 2017

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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

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Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

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Givy Goblin

A person who jumps from live stream to stream on Whatnot looking for free giveaways. They enter a stream just for a giveaway and leave once a winner is announced. Then find another giveaway stream and repeat.

Oh, there's that person again being a givy goblin.

by DJ_Lithium March 29, 2023

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