by supernova13 August 02, 2018
My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
when someone throws or drops small change on the ground and they, or someone around them consiquently yells "JEW TRAP!"
Person 1- Hey, can i borrow five bucks?
Person 2- Sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
Person 1- JEW TRAP!
*swarm of jews*
Person 2- Sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
Person 1- JEW TRAP!
*swarm of jews*
by udaddict April 06, 2009
The baddest motherfucker on the streets. Sells drugs, does the drugs, has the hoes; Fails Math classes at schools, but, when you're a Trap King, no one cares. A Trap King is ruthless, coming out like a shadow in the dark. He has to know when to slap a hoe, to shoot a pimp, and when to attend Chemistry class to learn how to cook up the drugs. He is it all. He is. THE TRAP KING.
John:Man bruh, Daquan is such a trap king, he has the hoes, the money, AND the drugs!
Bruh:Yeah, I get you. Daquan has my girl, Sharkesia over in the corner on the floor, fuckin' her doggy style right now. He's such a Trap King!
Bruh:Yeah, I get you. Daquan has my girl, Sharkesia over in the corner on the floor, fuckin' her doggy style right now. He's such a Trap King!
by Trap King/Trap Daddy. March 25, 2015
by Athleticd88 May 03, 2016
1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.
1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.
by Roland819 December 13, 2006
Cute but chubby trailer-trash who sucks you into proposing to her and buying her the expensive ring of her choice, by screwing your brains loose and dieting frantically to squeeze into a skintight wedding dress, which is of course color-coordinated with the decor at the tacky wedding you get to pay for, after which you get to support her and her children by several other men, while watching her balloon up to triple-chin hippo size within a couple of years.
"She set her loser trap and that idiot fell right in. He gonna be payin' for ever!"
"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."
"That fool got himself loser trapped. Now his life is completely over."
by treeple February 03, 2009