key rat

biggest pussies ever: especially the mast guys. think they’re the shit. fucking hilarious but r so stoopid and have nothing to do but sit around stealing shit from cvs and bullying sophia kaynor.

the key rats are all at sir pizza getting wired by kaynor

by 69420g January 30, 2019

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Get the key ratmug.

key rat

The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!

On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.

by Officer McToughass November 29, 2004

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Get the key ratmug.

Grandma Key

The Mercury Grand Marquis.

Mommy, are we going for a ride in the Grandma Key?

by pentozali July 17, 2010

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Get the Grandma Keymug.

Panda key

The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.

(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.

by lifeislikeadicegame April 13, 2011

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