hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!
by Wayne Rathbun December 19, 2015
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orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
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hammer kisses

When a guy rubs the head of his dick up and down on a vagina before he penetrates.
I’m gonna give hammer kisses to that vag to get you wet babe.
by Mtk69 June 03, 2021
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Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades
Bro he just got Boof hammered
by Boof yammer August 30, 2019
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hammered lamb

It's when you put a boob in your butt and fart, then it goes baaaaahhhhhh!
Those tits would be perfect for the hammered lamb!
by HurricaneB February 23, 2014
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Highway Hammer

It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
Bro is that a sidewalk slammer?
*drops XAN in drink*
Nah man, it's a highway hammer now!
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
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creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
My girl wanted a creamy hammer
by nibba boy November 16, 2017
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