bum bucket

an affectionate name you would call someone when you're annoyed but not genuinely angry with them; a nicer version of asshole

You watched Lost without me? You bum bucket!

by Devanelle September 25, 2016

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

bum mint

A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.

It can also be used in a friendly way.

"You stupid bum mint".

"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."

by Waheey June 19, 2006

bum mammal

a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life

used as an insult. especially to rebuke a verbal attack on ones self. fuck off you bum mammal

by dogsy June 18, 2008

bum delusions

1. the false belief that one has a nice bum

2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered

Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.

by modesta March 30, 2011