A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.
by sid hoff-frenchmen November 14, 2004
by toddjakes December 25, 2007
Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
by lizz612 December 22, 2005
by silviolet July 23, 2011
by Sweet MamaJamma February 25, 2005
In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars
Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "
Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "
Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "
Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B: "Umm..."
Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "
Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "
Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "
Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"
Speaker B: "Umm..."
by Sergeant Hoze March 21, 2006
Dude #1 : Hey dudes, my gf isn't giving me any; wanna go to a booty bar and see some hot strippers????
Dude #2: Naw, man. My girlfriend gives it up all the time. I haven't had blue balls in ages!!! And anyway, aren't those places crawling with crabs, blue waffles, and shit???
Dude #2: Naw, man. My girlfriend gives it up all the time. I haven't had blue balls in ages!!! And anyway, aren't those places crawling with crabs, blue waffles, and shit???
by gawdertyui November 28, 2010