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Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<
1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!
by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018
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Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!
by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020
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Slug Class

noun, pejorative adjective. A group of people in a society caught in a cycle of grinding prosperity. Focusing their energy on paid employment to maintain their lifestyle, they have little interest in long term careers, social, or political engagement or advancement. Unlike slug labor, their education ranges from nil to advanced.

Members of the slug class just work to work and don't venture to improve their condition through social or political activism. They believe that the system cannot or should not be changed, manipulated, or subverted for any reason. They generally don't think about what is happening unless it is narrowly focused on their present job, living situation, or eminent personal danger. Resistant to challenging or even discussing the status quo, social pressure within their social group tends to reinforce this mindset.
Referring to Mike Judge's masterwork, "Office Space", the character Peter Gibbons experiences an epiphany and rises out of the slug class; he realizes there is something wrong but cannot act towards his own advancement until this epiphany.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um...every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
by CivilJoe May 21, 2013
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Pottery class

Sitting on the toilet too rid yourself of fecies.
1. Where is Johnny?
Johnny is attending the pottery class.

2. Hi, it's Amanda! I can't make it to the meeting in time because I'm at the pottery class.
by hypoksi August 29, 2011
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The Class Presentation

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
by g_dongz August 25, 2020
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business class

adj., describes a person, especially female, that dates people for their money; a person who is stuck up and expensive to date; a person who can't fly coach; a high maintenance girlfriend or wife (from the movie 'Swingers')
"Stay away from her, she's Business Class"
by Zen Master Vex December 1, 2002
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get to class

a phrase implying that you are stupid and lazy;
usually spoken in situations in which someone is loitering in the hallways during school.
by Ess my Dee January 2, 2008
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