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Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.
Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Hack Sacking

It is where you launch your nut from your tip into your belly button as a game. If you make it in, you will hear a little *cha-ching* as a reward!
Are you Hack Sacking son?....*cha-ching*
by wordening March 18, 2024
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MEMEZ hack

“MEMEZ Hack” is a computer virus that duplicates everything u do on your computer and moves your mouse (on the screen) until your computer is completely DESTROYED (it can be destroyed within 5 minutes).
OMG DUDE! Have u tried that geometry dash hack?! It gives you a map! It’s called “MEMEZ Hack”!
by Flbmbc June 10, 2020
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imagine hacking

8 year old kids that say this in the chat everytime they get clapped by a sweat.
imagine hacking bro, get a life

imagine hacking bro, how bad do you have to be to hack in a lego game?
by MadKeed July 13, 2022
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hacking

want to change a person, because she or he is so incredible
i was hacking him today , now he likes me ;)
by aschoka_304bc August 2, 2018
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hack

definition : mindcontrolling hack, do naughty things have sex with the hacked guy
also the page for hack is clean so why not dirt it
X: he hacked me!
y: on your potato PC?
X: no...
by sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm November 22, 2020
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