Skip to main content

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday the day to give someone a wedgie
It's wedgie Wednesday...... wedgie time
by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025
mugGet the Wedgie Wednesday mug.

Wedgie Wednesday

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie
by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025
mugGet the Wedgie Wednesday mug.

Don’t wedgie over it.

A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.
When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”
by LES94 June 22, 2025
mugGet the Don’t wedgie over it. mug.

Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe
Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025
mugGet the Willy wedgie mug.

Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.
"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025
mugGet the Siberian Wedgie mug.

Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.
"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.
by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025
mugGet the Nuclear wedgie mug.

cilt pussy ass wedgie

the painful act of pulling underwear through your private part
(a true story)

when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
by hornypussy May 10, 2025
mugGet the cilt pussy ass wedgie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email