your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

Who shot who in the what now?

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

by talkemotome52 March 24, 2008

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

how ya like me now

What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.

How ya like me now! Biatch!

by Smoove B February 17, 2005

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016