tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021

tart

A tart is a overly optimistic pleb who still makes memes from 2012 and makes fun of minecrafters.

Look at that tart still making pepe memes and yelling at the minecrafters.

by Tarty boi May 10, 2018

Fuck tart

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.

As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.

by W00kieec00mer April 5, 2022

Poopy booty titty tart

Mmm I hate niggers

I eat poopy booty titty tart

by Jonson McNally January 29, 2023

peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer

That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart

by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019

Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017