Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

Greasy Squah

A ugly woman/ man
Insult

You a greasy squah

by Exile212 June 27, 2016

Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017

Greasy bap

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS

look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap

by CjBoy October 8, 2021

Greasy

A look which causes the human body to physically decintergrate from pain, causes the person receiving the look to feel as though they have been punched in the face. The greasy look is that of one which holds immense judgement and horror. (Basically a rude look but more severe)

Example: roly decided he would take a picture that he looked dreadfully disgusted in, as though he had seen a rotting corpse, causing the person receiving the picture to feel judged and afraid they sent him an accidental foot pic.

Example 2: “Jessica shot me the fattest greasy this morning, I think she’s pissed off at me”

Example 3: “you should have seen how many greasies he got, I was so embarrassed for him”

by Dave Ferret December 10, 2022

Greasy

A scrub who doesn’t want commitment but gets jealous when you talk to someone else or ignore them

Boy why you actin so greasy we ain’t together

by Jefi February 19, 2021