Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!

Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020

by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021

Craig

Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man

I am going to Craig you!

by Big guy lover May 9, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.

Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020

Craig

The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.

some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing

by chippylane May 10, 2023

Craig

A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.

Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom

by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021