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The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023
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avi brown

most avi browns are probably pretty dumb

occasionally funny but just does stupid things a lot
big disappointment
sometimes ok
decent at csgo
yo avi brown
hey holy sheep
whats up
nothing just chillin on the sticks
by shocollo October 29, 2020
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kyrsten brown

Kyrsten Brown is a girl that is very Stong and loud and black and ghetto and funny and Pretty and mean and always make you laugh and she’s the best person to be friend
“Have you heard that Seth like Kyrsten brown”
“Yeah Kaden does too”
“Who would’nt like kyrstenbrown she the “it” girl”
by Tomato_soup33 June 2, 2023
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Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013
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gabe brown

gabe brown is the best human ever
by Liz <3 July 11, 2021
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Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering up, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for your boys; not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
"Hey Justin, check this live brown spread!"
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
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Sickly foal from brown desert

I Stan sickly foal from brown desert , she’s amazing
by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021
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