BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.

Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"

by Sakor December 05, 2022

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Tag Nut

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 14, 2024

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Nuts and butts

A prison term referring to strip searching male inmates

Guards were doing nuts and butts on the way back from the chow hall and found my shank.

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

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Nuts and butts

When things get outta control, and the individual creating the madness has nuts and likes butts. This phrase is used to express ones owning of nuts while they also exude a strong want or desire for butts. The phrase can be used by many as long as they possess nuts.

That party was Nuts and Butts!!

by Space bear July 19, 2018

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