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Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
by Princess fluffy butt March 3, 2016
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Nacho Mom

the Title of "Nacho Mom" is given to someone of the male variety.
Nacho Moms' have black hair, blue eyes, and a healthy muscular build.
they usually have several children, but their favorites are the ones who are named Lyssa.
Nacho Mom's give cookies to their children when they behave correctly.
they happen to be very funny, and quite attractive, and they definitely LOVE attention.
walks in the rain, and listening to death metal are some of their favorite past times.
be careful of approaching a Nacho Mom. it can be very dangerous if you give off the wrong impression. they can easily eat your head off.
otherwise, if you set a good impression, Nacho Moms' are cuddly, sort of like a teddy bear~
Nacho Mom said i behaved soooo well last night that he gave me the ENTIRE cookie jar!
by NachoChillin' November 2, 2009
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ur mom

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom
by suplolhaha July 10, 2021
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ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.
Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*
by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021
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Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018
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yer mom

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!
by KING3R23 January 27, 2020
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