fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.

ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!

by i love eating poop November 1, 2021

fart

a descriptive word for something that sucks

"that album is fart"

by fartontherun September 23, 2019

fart nuggets

what happens when you have to poop really badly but you have to hold it in.

shoot man these fart nuggets are crazy, i got to go so bad bro

by avabava December 18, 2024

Fart Den

A small room, commonly a closet, that has been dubiously filled with the ranky dank aromas of multiple individuals’ nasty diarrhea farts.

Mike: Dude, did you catch a whiff of that fart den at Michael’s?

James: Hell no, fart dens are gay as fuck.

Mike: Your loss, bro.

by A Smelly Black Anus January 3, 2018

Fart Punk

A sub-genre of garage rock characterized by the same amount of effort, polish, and talent required to produce a fart. Often lo-fi, obnoxious, and proudly unrefined, fart punk embraces sloppiness, absurd lyrics, and chaotic energy. It's the sonic equivalent of kicking over a trash can and calling it art—with a beat.

"Bro, did you hear that new band Dumpster Baby Explosion? Total fart punk. It sounds like they recorded it in a bathroom on a flip phone."

"Man, Tyler keeps recommending me these shitty fart punk bands like Rotten Nachos and Bleach Church—I swear he's trolling me at this point."

by Mr. Hetried May 28, 2025

Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025