Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"

The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy

by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020

penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.

"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"

by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025