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Spider Finger 

Spider Fingers refers to a skill utilized in rock climbing. It is usually utilized in bouldering, but its use is not limited to sport climbing. An individual moves his/her fingers much like a spider would across hard to reach rock surface in order to grip the best possible hold.
Dude I can't reach the hold i'm gonna fall! Yo just spider finger that shit you'll be ok.

I lack the wingspan that douche-bag Chris has for the v5 we tried yesterday but I managed to spider finger up to that massive jug.
Spider Finger by BBatman April 5, 2010
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Witch Finger 

The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.

Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."

"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?

Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?

Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!

Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
Witch Finger by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012

Index Finger Up 

This is when you lift your ugly ass index finger up to let people know your about to let one out, they may not know this and be startled by the disgusting smell.
John : **Lifts finger up**
Victim : ? U tellin me to wait? *Smells fart* Oh my god what’s that smell??
John : I don’t know *Turns around and giggles like a bitch*
Note : Index Finger Up is the action not the word.
Index Finger Up by YaBoiWitTheTerms February 16, 2018

Four Finger Sign 

When one holds up 4 fingers, with their thumb down and palm facing themselves, it is the secret sign of homosexuality.
Did Jon just do the Four Finger Sign, he’s definitely gay
The act of going to the library with your friends to stick your hands in bowls of razorblades and then lick the blood off each other's hands.
Damn, it's cold out.
Yeah.
Hey! Wanna finger me at the library?

Sure! I'll get the razorblades if you get the bowls!
Finger by muphingurl545 March 9, 2011

Chinese Finger Trap

The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.

Godspeed.
She got out of line, so I treated myself to the old Chinese Finger Trap
Chinese Finger Trap by Shocker55 September 25, 2009

Fish Finger Sandwich

One who inserts their fingers into an unwashed vagina (human or animal) and then proceeds to use butter instead of lubricant.
Harvey: I really fancy a fish finger sandwich.
Felix: Okay, just be quick about it.
Harvey: Okay i'll fetch the butter while you spread your legs.
Felix: I'll think you'll find that a pussy cannot spread their legs.
Harvey: Ahhh ease up.