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Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
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Fart snuggle

I had to leave the room last night because i wasn't trying to fart snuggle my fiance.
by MrsBMW July 16, 2018
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Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
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Trash Fart

the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants
by Fresh Tarts March 5, 2022
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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