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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush
Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk
by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021
mugGet the Jfks lost nutmug.

Nut Dip

The act of penetrating the vaginal entrance with a single testicle
That woman was crazy last night, she wanted to fit the whole sack, but she settled for a nut dip!
by Zez0wn3r January 17, 2020
mugGet the Nut Dipmug.

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.
Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek
by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018
mugGet the Nut boogermug.

Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut
Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!
by D2K47 November 24, 2011
mugGet the Dish-nutmug.

fever nuts

Right before a guy gets a fever and his nuts feel extra heavy
“Man I can tell im starting to get sick, I got fever nuts right now
by Jah555 June 14, 2023
mugGet the fever nutsmug.

No nut November

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”
Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self
by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019
mugGet the No nut Novembermug.

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