dick poked

when you hug a guy and they have a boner

Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp

by vballen012 October 5, 2009

Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

Tren Dick

Tren Dick is when you have extreme libido from trenbolone that often does not go away after ejaculation. Which results in longer sexual intercourses. (Erectile dysfunction can occur from tren if user does not get prolactin under control.)

"That tren dick was something else."

by SchizoTrenUser August 3, 2023

Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.

My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.

by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016

dick niffler

A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.

Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!

by BKD1099 October 24, 2016

dick juggler

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.

Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.

by female wolf December 27, 2011