Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

your mom

a bad roste

your mom is not nice

by the best5289 January 18, 2024

your mom

your mom is a joke word created in 2021 and its a funny ass word that can be almost used as a language and its a cool word for a joke

guy 1 hey you ugly

guy 2 your mom

by monke boi December 17, 2021