Red

the best friend you could ever have. Reds are cool and funny and will always be there for you. if you're lucky enough to meet a red you will want to be besties for life because they are just awesome in every way

red my bestie my beloved my everything <33

by asakusa kinnie June 16, 2021

Put it all on red

The act of taking a high-risk gamble.

Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."

Friend #2: "What do you mean?"

Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."

Friend #2: "What'd she say?"

Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

red doughnut

When the anus is prolasped after doing anal intercourse

After anal intercourse mt butthole is brusing red is a Red doughnut

by Jack Dinkleberg September 15, 2017

Red Waisted

A person; usually of the female gender, that uses products to wrap around their waist to become slimmer

This results in the waist becoming uncirculated and causes red appearance

Dude 1: Have you seen Jenny recently? She's lost some weight

Dude 2: No bro, she is just red waisted

by Robloxer69 May 19, 2018

Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.

"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."

by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020

Red Wiggler

Much like Red Wings, one earns their Red Wiggler by sucking the period blood off the penis of a man who just had sex with a woman who was on their period.

“I heard Nick just got his Red Wiggler to match his red wings!”

by DrGrumples July 5, 2019