Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Fart

A fart is a gas made up of unpleasant smells released from the buttocks of a human being. Many reasons as to why we fart is because we consume and then release air, as it travels through our body, it releases in a rather altered fashion. Farts are often despised and hated for many reasons however it is used in humorous context in media such as television and film.

"Aw man, please don't tell me Connor farted again!"

by Videogame Guides May 8, 2020

Fart

Something that comes out of the ass, typically is offensive in public

Guy 1: Oy bro how are you
Guy 2: *Fart*
Guy 1: Are you fucking stupid mate

by Undercover1122 November 18, 2023

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.

We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product

by Joe cain September 18, 2023

Sped fart

Flatulence of an autistic or sped kid.

“Uh oh Sam did a sped fart!”

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 12, 2024

Fart

A nasty thing people do after they eat food or happens when you are taking a massive dump

I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"

by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022

Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015