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Dank Fart

That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it
Oh man that smells like a dank fart
by KT.untitled May 11, 2019
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fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs
by human.0 December 25, 2017
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fart nuggets

what happens when you have to poop really badly but you have to hold it in.
shoot man these fart nuggets are crazy, i got to go so bad bro
by avabava December 18, 2024
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fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
by i love eating poop November 1, 2021
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A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.
I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.
by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022
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FART

FART=ANAS
by Aseel's bro August 7, 2025
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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