Kid Evier

A young up and coming rapper, from Waterloo iowa, who loves to flex expensive things he haves, loves to flex on hatters, and will do what he wants. Think of lil pump, but with more brain cells common sense.

Kid Evier: Yo broski, I just threw 50 AirPods at a cop car while this one bitch gave me head in my Ferrari.

Friend: that’s li...

Kid Evier: I’m going to go crash my lambo and buy another one.

Friend: ok? Wait. You don’t even have a license yet.

Kid Evier: so

by Kid Evier March 10, 2019

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020

Nutley Kids

Kids in Nutley from 7th grade to 12th grade. They never go to Burger King to eat food, fascinated by the the tain tracks, obsession with teepeeing people in October, 50% skaters and 50% hypebeasts.

*Employees in Burger King* *Nutley Kids walk in* "Ah shit here comes those damn Nuley Kids."

by SoboSquad October 14, 2017

stray kids

- 8 members
- best boy group EVER

•bangchan

-leader
-kangaroo

-member of 3racha
-wolfchan

•leeknow

-second oldest

-good cook
-member of danceracha

-mystic boy
-leebit

• changbin

-third oldest

-chonkiest (it means have ton of muscles)

-dweakki
-baby
-member of 3racha

•hyunjin

-fourth oldest

-“prince” of the group
-jinniret
-member of danceracha

•han

-fifth oldest

- all rounder

- han quokka

-member of 3racha

•felix

- sixth oldest

-“sunshine” of the group

- yongbok

-member of danceracha

•seungmin

-seventh oldest

-“savage” of the group

-puppy M

- member of vocalracha

- I.N/jeongin

- maknae of the group

- baby bread

- fox I.N

-member of vocalracha

stray kids is the bestttttt

by hyunlix’s wife ❤️ January 14, 2024

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020