no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

turn off your hacks

what everyone dumbshit squeaker would yell when you keep killing them over and over.

Me: 26-0 lead
nub: OMGGGG turn off your hackssss
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by unknownmiracles February 20, 2018

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC December 31, 2020

Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

by workaholic March 23, 2012

Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

O'sheezy off da heezy

The mids plug for sure. He be strapped up and will hit da lic for da mid pack. However, he always be swagged out and will still eat your bitch booty, even after putting ridiculous amounts of mids in her system

I was just chilling with O'sheezy off da heezy, and let me tell you, I never seen so much mids in my life

by Mikeysling3 March 20, 2023