national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate
hey today is national do the vanhook day”
by nomadictoast April 12, 2019
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 18, 2013
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Do a Holden

A term used in gagaball, in which the player closest to the ball will sit on the ball for less than a second, then another player will hit it or continue the Do a Holden train.
"Ayo bro, Do a Holden!"
by 2ydo February 24, 2024
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doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.
Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple
by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024
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To do a Tanzie

When ur edgy af and put coal around your eyes instead of eyeliner.
To do a Tanzie: “My liner’s empty and I didn’t have time to buy a new one, so I just put fuckin’ coal around my eyes instead”
by Iv3 August 29, 2018
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