Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Penis

Between your legs

I like that penis

by Fatdadddy69 December 5, 2022

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Penis

A giant thing that hangs down really low and can get hard at times and might Evan be used as a tool to climb a ladder

That’s a giant penis

by Mr macho man August 22, 2020

Penis

That thing guys beat till they can't no more December 1st

Bro I beat my penis so much last night

by SayTen101 July 5, 2021

penis

hehehhehehhhehhehehehehhehe penis hehehehhehehehehehhehehe

penis is a funny word

by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024