by Slim Pickensboi March 6, 2009
Get the new england hacky sackmug. similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.
Hey Kal im sort of hungry.
Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
Get the new jersey dumplingmug. If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
Get the New friendsmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortalitymug. A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
Get the Newport Newsmug. New demon ghost appears on live.
TMBOY22 the most popular YouTubers who caught a demon ghost hovering behind the bushes at 2:34 at night in the forest. Later then, 3:21 TMBOY22 reported it to the police station where now it starts getting attention. She says “I didn’t expect it to happen, I was shaking.” There were 2 dead bodies in the forest.
Polices we’re now investigating the forest and telling other people to stay at there homes.
professional investigators mentions that red leafs were on the dead bodies stomach, polices wanted to found out why there were red leafs on the dead bodies stomach, they check the prints of the red leaf. And they figured out the name of the demon ghost.
NAME: BLOODY LEAF GHOST#1
LOCATED: VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE
CONTACT US: 6264183687 to send informations to the case.
TMBOY22 the most popular YouTubers who caught a demon ghost hovering behind the bushes at 2:34 at night in the forest. Later then, 3:21 TMBOY22 reported it to the police station where now it starts getting attention. She says “I didn’t expect it to happen, I was shaking.” There were 2 dead bodies in the forest.
Polices we’re now investigating the forest and telling other people to stay at there homes.
professional investigators mentions that red leafs were on the dead bodies stomach, polices wanted to found out why there were red leafs on the dead bodies stomach, they check the prints of the red leaf. And they figured out the name of the demon ghost.
NAME: BLOODY LEAF GHOST#1
LOCATED: VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE
CONTACT US: 6264183687 to send informations to the case.
34-year old man near in VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE says “the BLOODY LEAF GHOST would knock on my door, I looked out in the window and I didn’t saw anyone till this case happened.. people mentions that they also got a knock from there door too, i also heard that the demons ghost were the ones from the grave.”
Be aware of the new demon ghosts.
Be aware of the new demon ghosts.
by TRWLNEWS July 24, 2022
Get the New demon ghostmug. this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 9, 2022
Get the New Halloweenmug.