When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
Get the fart attackmug. A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024
Get the Fart Pussymug. That FART just said that Trans women aren't really women because they can't give birth. Wait until they figure out how to do uterus transplants.
by The Abortion Lady May 13, 2023
Get the FARTmug. by Dudhdisjfklgfkk December 13, 2018
Get the Fartmug. when you're giving your partner head and they let out a big fart that smells like cream cheese and booty oder
by ThatBlackPersonBobby November 20, 2021
Get the Big Fart Bobbymug. A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
Get the Brain Fartmug. by wassupweasel May 16, 2016
Get the fart contaminationmug.