fall off a turnip truck

To be naive, uninformed, or unsophisticated, in the manner of a rustic person.

"fall off a turnip truck" has the same meaning as "I wasn't born yesterday", pretty much.

by mdwinston December 16, 2016

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get off my peen

the best expression said by the cheeckiest man luke w

mans get off my peen

by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

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When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

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Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

by Wall the Great October 5, 2019

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Blew my socks off

Got the best blowjob EVER!

That girl blew my socks off last night!

by Kelmoney May 24, 2018

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Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

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