super slam penis

When you have just completed the act of Slammin, or injecting drugs through an IV, straight into your dick. It does not exactly feel comfortable, but a very small amount of people do it anyways. The super part indicates that someone has to be really ballsy to do something of this caliber.

A: You should try it B.... life feels like an entirely different world once you've done super slam penis.
B: Really? I dunno, it just looks to painful. I'll consider it some other time.

super slam penis by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

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Ur entire genus likes penis

The absolute, unequaled god-tier insult of the "ur mom gay, lol" insults. It is so strong that an entire genus living creatures dies as a result of evoking it.

German Shepard Dog: *Barks
Owner: Shut up, ur entire genus likes penis!
*Every German Shepard in existance explodes, and the remains evaporate out of existance

Ur entire genus likes penis by Neil deGrasse Tyson Chicken May 15, 2018

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tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.

Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)

tooth penis by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010