Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action

Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure

by Soda_pop January 29, 2025

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Wow this is a cool new word I just made

Something you say when you just came up with a cool new word (that you just made!) if you say it fast enough it will sound like one long word

“Wow this is a cool new word I just made” - a guy who just made a cool word

by Cool new word guy February 1, 2025

Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

say h to new samaung

An act of getting a new phone and shoving it to your friends.

People usually use it in a short term form of "h" which means "hi" and by that you mean that the new phone is greeted here in the friend group.
If the friends dont like the phone they will say "I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new samaung"
"h, this smartphone is awesome!!

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new ihon"
"I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"
"ok ...liberal"

by [e-mail] February 6, 2025