matthew

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by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

Matter Of Fact Of Matter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Matty

Used to describe something that used to be a trend but isn’t anymore because of matty and is being dragged

Example: nobody says rizz anymore ts so matty

gurt: yo

by noahsackslover420 April 24, 2025

Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take

I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me

by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025

Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025

Matthias

He is the goat, better than lebron, better than playboi Carti, better than every one on earth. He is simply the best friend anyone can ask for. He is nice to me.

Hey did y'all see Matthias

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025