Head full of smurfs

When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"

Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"

by Roving Jay October 18, 2011

bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 5, 2023

Red Headed Cheri

Red Headed Cheri is a Lesbian that finds a man to get her pregnant only to leave him and collect child support.

That new girlfriend that Zackery found turned out to be a Red Headed Cheri. She got pregnant and left him for another woman. For the next 18 years Zackery has to pay child support and can't see his child. Poor Zackery.

by PHOENIXRISINGKAWKAW December 12, 2022

I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area

I need head for real, can you give me some?

by phtnwrld May 7, 2023

drive by road head

To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.

Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?

by PFAT MIKE September 4, 2023

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023