Dougie Double Down (DDD)

When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.

I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.

by Ice Indicator Gnome July 28, 2022

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

Down bad

Austin Mcbroom

I am down bad because I am being cheated by the IRS.

by Jœ mamæ August 1, 2022

Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye

but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god

by Justcallmesweetheart August 2, 2022

Drop-down prompt

I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!

Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."

Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Down-streeter

Adjective meant to express a lower-class, gangsta way, from the streets, slang language. Not able to be used in exams.

-"i ain't do that shit"
-"Hey! that is a Down-streeter way to talk"

by Fepile June 8, 2022