Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

New Hampshit

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

New Parks

New parks is an absolute shit hole of a place in leicester

I’d rather live in braunstone then New parks

by Thefatone February 16, 2022

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.

If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.

by marauder211 July 27, 2024

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014