expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
Get the dick fartingmug. 
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Get the Fart Numbermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Farted A Healthy Smellmug. The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023
Get the Fart Smellamug. A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.
1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’
by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021
Get the BBF (Bare Bum Fart)mug.