Tell your face

A way of telling someone that they are using the wrong facial expression for a situation. usually shouted

Person 1: hey dumbass
*looks at friends expression*
Person 1: woah dude, I was only joking
Person 2: I know that
Person 1: TELL YOUR FACE!!!!!

by jack thomas 1995 March 16, 2011

Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

playing face invaders

Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.

"Oh hell, Simon's bound to want to play Face Invaders tonite if I go around to his place!"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Uggo hag face

What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.

To sum it up, not cute at all.

Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)

Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢

by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023

Poke Her Face

1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"

1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...

2.
"I make her say

Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh

When I

P-p-p-poker face

P-p-poke her face"

by CM77 February 26, 2010

Beat Your Face

When a Make Up Artist Goes to Work on Someone's Face. Making them go From Plain Jane to Diva

Basically, the term make-up artist uses to say I'm going to put make-up on your face.

Client: My face needs some make-up

MUA: Let me Beat your face

by BuckE December 24, 2012

Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.

by Steve U. August 3, 2006